UnSmakk-Like Smakk
Number of drinks drank since Monday - 1 beer
Location of $7.10 beer drank - not Ghost Bar, not topless bar, not concert...the airport bar
Time spent at black jack tables during 2 day trip to Cali - only 2 hours
Amount won in 2 hours - only $50 (All I did was make money!)
Rolls of toilet paper stolen from hotel - 0 (I know. Just a weird habit of mine.)
Main thing I did on business trip in Cali - business (Crazy for me - I know)
Plans this Saturday - work picnic

Ok - this is just sad. I need to crank it back up very soon. Hide your daughters and small animals...

Lost Smakk
I have not gotten lost 3 out of 3 times at the last concerts I have attended. I'm sure playing a game of "Kings" and going through half the keg before the Def leopard/Journey show didn't help matters much. Or maybe it was the doubling fisting of yard long margaritas. Either way, once again I'm offing roaming around through the crowd sending out SOS texts trying to find our small party of 16. I finally spot Loops & Code Red heading towards the bar as we miss the Pour Some Sugar on Me encore. But I don't think I'll try Bunny's suggestion of shoving a tracking devise up my...well nevermind. You get the idea.

And big congrats to Loops MVP for being able to only win 1 hole out of the 18 yesterday in our golf outing. Par for Smakk. Par for Wu. Loops? Loops?