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Monday, February 04, 2008

Super Smakk
For the first time in many years, the actual game was better than the commercials on Superbowl Sunday. As much as it was against my Cowboy loyalty, I was rooting for Little Eli & the Giants to pull off that outstanding upset. In honor of this victory, I would like to predict some other unlikely upsets for the Crew in 2008:

Loops MVP will have a second Summer of Love with only 2 related incarcerations

LRod will realize there's more than one woman in the entire DFW area

Buster will be escorted off the SMU campus for impersonating a frat guy

Gwedo will become sponsored by Red Bull & Nitroglycerin Pills

Dangerous D will not upchuck for 2 whole weekends in a row

Wu's eyes will get round at the announcement of L's unexpected pregnancy

The Sosas will actually be invited somewhere

Smakk will stop talking shit, stop texting, & stop night sailing with the Captian....ok, maybe this one is a little too much of a longshot...

1 Comments:

  • At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sir, round eye, pregnancy.....killing me

     

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