Super Smakk
For the first time in many years, the actual game was better than the commercials on Superbowl Sunday. As much as it was against my Cowboy loyalty, I was rooting for Little Eli & the Giants to pull off that outstanding upset. In honor of this victory, I would like to predict some other unlikely upsets for the Crew in 2008:
Loops MVP will have a second Summer of Love with only 2 related incarcerations
LRod will realize there's more than one woman in the entire DFW area
Buster will be escorted off the SMU campus for impersonating a frat guy
Gwedo will become sponsored by Red Bull & Nitroglycerin Pills
Dangerous D will not upchuck for 2 whole weekends in a row
Wu's eyes will get round at the announcement of L's unexpected pregnancy
The Sosas will actually be invited somewhere
Smakk will stop talking shit, stop texting, & stop night sailing with the Captian....ok, maybe this one is a little too much of a longshot...
For the first time in many years, the actual game was better than the commercials on Superbowl Sunday. As much as it was against my Cowboy loyalty, I was rooting for Little Eli & the Giants to pull off that outstanding upset. In honor of this victory, I would like to predict some other unlikely upsets for the Crew in 2008:
Loops MVP will have a second Summer of Love with only 2 related incarcerations
LRod will realize there's more than one woman in the entire DFW area
Buster will be escorted off the SMU campus for impersonating a frat guy
Gwedo will become sponsored by Red Bull & Nitroglycerin Pills
Dangerous D will not upchuck for 2 whole weekends in a row
Wu's eyes will get round at the announcement of L's unexpected pregnancy
The Sosas will actually be invited somewhere
Smakk will stop talking shit, stop texting, & stop night sailing with the Captian....ok, maybe this one is a little too much of a longshot...
1 Comments:
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous said…
Sir, round eye, pregnancy.....killing me
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