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Friday, January 28, 2005

Book of the Month Smakk
I have decided it’s about time I gave Oprah a run for her money and started my own book of the month pick. And I see nothing more fitting for my inaugural pick than the new release - Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia. http://www.skincyclopedia.com
In the official Barne’s and Noble description, “Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia compiles exhaustive information on more than two-thousand starlets and the films in which you can witness them free of clothing. Every actress bio contains a complete list of movies in which she's appeared naked, as well as the specific body parts that are exposed. In addition, Mr. Skin picks each star's Skinfining Moment---the single skinematic high point that defines her carnal career.” I feel this is must have reference material for all in Smakkland. (If you tell the bookstore that you learned about it at my site, they will give you a 15% discount. Trust me – just try it.)

Top five movies with naked actresses not usually naked:
5. Gia (Angelina Jolie)
4. Twilight (Reese Witherspoon)
3. The Hot Spot (Jennifer Connelly)
2. Normal Life (Ashley Judd)
1. The Gift (Katie Holmes)

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Return of Smakk
After my short hiatus due to smakk relocation, dsl difficulties and a work trip to Cali - I have returned. Now being that it is only 5:30pm and I'm still at the office (I know half my readers just fainted), I have only had a couple drinks so far (now the other half just fainted). So this will be a short sober smakk just to wet your whistle until I enter back into that most comfortable realm of non-sobriety later this evening. So drink well all and please, never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line. I will talk with you all soon...and hopefully not remember any of it.

Last five films I saw sober:
5. uhhh...
4. well, there was...
3. how about...
2. Miracle of 34th Street (not really, but I did actually feel a little bad about taking a flask into that one with the drunk Santa opening scene and all the kids in the theater)
1. Let me have a few more drinks and get back to you on this one...