Quote Smakk
Best quote I have heard in a while - "I ran out of diet so I'm mixing Captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off." via www.textsfromlastnight.com
Another benefit from the joy of fatherhood I have to look forward to...

Food Smakk
I am sure that the number 1 topic of conversation between the Bunny & I is food. No matter what the subject starts as, it will always end in food. We have trip to Austin this weekend for the UT Football home opener and the only thing we have discussed is what are all the restaurants that we are going to eat at while there. Almost every day without fail, I get a text asking what I had for lunch. 2 hours later followed by a text asking what are we going to do for dinner. Just today, I got a text about her facebook post about her 1st and 2nd breakfast. I'm pretty sure this will continue until the second Smakkette is born and then every conversation will be about her...or about her and what she is eating...
And for those that subscribe to the Bunny's blog, you'll like today's topic - Fried Food at the Fair. Shocker.....

Random Smakk
Been hard to find the time to post on here lately with all the demands of work, daily Home Depot trips, Facebook & Farmville, having to give input on giant checklist for baby, sailing with the Captain, etc, etc. So I thought I would just list some of the random items I've had to deal with over the past couple of days in work & life:

- Made 4th trip to Home Depot to buy another piece to fix same broken sprinkler head in yard. Total price of all parts - $3.80. Total cost of gas spent - $20.00.

- Had employee call in sick for past two days due to a back injury sustained on Sunday while she was pole dancing on back of boat at Party Cove.

- Spent 3 hours registering for Smakkette at Baby's R Us. Replied to every question from Bunny with same answer, "I have no idea what that is."

- Listened as employee girls screamed on phone from top of their desks because a mouse got in the office this morning. The sole guy in group spent the next 3 hours trying to catch it by throwing box over it. Mouse 1 - Employees 0

- Watched possibly the worst movie ever made "Miss March". Synopsis - Boy meets girl. Day they finally decide to have sex he falls down stairs inducing 4 year coma to wake up only to find girlfriend is now current Playboy Miss March. Awful buddy road trip madness with lots of explosive diarrhea visual jokes ensue.

- Watched the Bunny's tummy grow, and grow, and grow. Keep having nightmare dreams about Alien cause she grabs my hand and puts on stomach in middle of night.

- Planted carrots in Farmville. Had Carrot keep me up all night cause he's a psychotic dog. Ask self why bought Bunny so many carrots on her ring while paying bills.

Oh well....just random things like I said. About time for post work cocktail. More randomness to follow I'm sure.....