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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jump the Shark Smakk
Recent items that have completely Jumped the Shark even if you and the rest over the American public have not yet recognized it:

Will Farrell movies
Girl's over sized sunglasses
American Idol
Tucking in just the front of your t-shirt
The Hills
Energy drinks
Oprah & Dr Phil
Sobriety

Please cease and desist immediately if you are still participating in any of the above.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Funday Smakk
Sunday really has become Funday Sunday. Some of the Crew and I decided to meet for some patio lunch in the sun at Dukes Addy on Friday. 7 hours, 6 shots, 2 Captain on the rocks and many beers later...let's just say that Monday was not Funday. By the time the Bunny showed back up at the deck after dropping me off at noon, we had a party of 10 around the table and I was close to entering sign language stage. With summer blazing up on us, soon Sundays will be reserved for days out on Lake Lewisville. This does not sound any better for my liver...but at least it will be well tanned.