Thanksgiving Smakk


Happy Thanksgiving from Smakk, Bunny, Carrot, Pepper & The Captain.

Mother Smakk
Not since the days of arguing with the police outside of Cool River while wearing his "Half Man, Half Horse" shirt have we had such another fine Cowboys Sunday for my boy Sosa. So while the Bunny & I are flasking up at Fred Clause on Sunday, Sosa & the rest of the Crew are watching having a little pre-game kick off at Bone Daddys in Grapevine. I start getting the normal text updates like "We are drinking Russian Quaaludes", "Wu is hammered", "Loops is at the Omni Hotel with some random", etc, etc. Then the texts starts to get more interesting around 6pm with "And by the way, Sosa just puked all over bathroom at Bone." & "Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sosa is out of commission."
Now there's nothing too outstanding about a Crew member peaking at 6pm and hurling in a public place - actually, that happens almost every weekend. It's not even that unusual for one of us to need to have our Bunny come pick us up at some establishment since we are too far gone to get our self home. But what is outstanding about Sosa's little Sunday afternoon is that not only did his Bunny come and get him, but she brought her mother with her to help carry him out of the bar. Now that is a Smakk worthy event!
So while I checked in on my little buddy on Monday morning to reflect on his big afternoon, I only got this text in return, "Well Thanksgiving is going to be a little awkward."
Classic stuff...