Playboy Smakk
Question posed to me this morning - "Smakk - Do you remember your Playboy days?" How I do love that peer pressure from the Crew. In order to preserve the peace, I won't mention here which member of the Crew asked this question since the Bunny is a frequent reader of the Smakk. (So don't worry Loops - she'll never know it was you.) To be or not to be a player...that is a question. That must certainly is a question. Even has a question mark at the end of it. Most statements that start with "do" are questions. And it is soliciting a response. So yes, "Do you remember your Playboy days?" is a question for sure. Does that clear everything up for all?

Recovery Smakk
I think I am still recovering from our 7 hour round of golf at Texas Indoor Golf. Big Wu, Loops, Sosa, Beau, LRod, Tom 1, Tom 2, Jason & I all decide to play Pebble Beach through virtual indoor golf last Saturday night. Let's just say after 17 pitchers of Coors Light, Big Wu was about to fall over after every swing and the bunnies were all glazed over in drunken boredom. But I think the only injury of the night was to Loops who spraigned his texting finger while blowing up everyone from his phonebook as he hid in the adjacent bay with his flying fingers. Anyway I think a repeat visit will be coming soon - we'll just have to get there by noon so we can finish the round this time.

Hate Smakk

In true Smakk form, here is a list for you. Reasons why I, Carrot, hate the holidays.

1. Why is there a tree in the living room? Do you know how much I want to urinate on it?
2. Penguins. Everywhere. Is this scary or is it just me? And this is just the back yard.




















3. Visitors. I've already heard talk of their parents coming to visit. Great.
4. Christmas presents. I'm sick of the cats stealth missions in the middle of the night to attack the bows.
5. Singing electronic Christmas squirrel. "I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas cuz I've been nothin but bad."
6. Are you kidding me? Holiday sweaters?! Well I do appreciate the extra warmth...



















and finally
7.
They've gone to far.