Dry Cleaner Smakk
After being out of town for the honeymoon, I returned to my dry cleaners to pick up some clothes and the following conversation takes place:
Mr Wong - "Oh Misser Smakk. You not bin here for some time. Where you bin?"
Smakk - "I was in Maui."
Mr Wong - "Ohh you got mauweed? Congrats!"
Smakk - Uhhh, well yes. I did get married."
Mr Wong - "Oh where you go honnymoon?"
Smakk - "Maui."
Mr Wong - "Huh?"
He looked so confused that I thought I was going to need to bring Wu there to help translate for me. Oh well....

Guitar Hero Smakk
While the Bunny was running her half marathon on Sunday (Great job on 2nd place finish!!), I decided to go look at new toys for the Wii while killing some time before meeting her at the finish line. A half hour and couple hundred dollars later, I leave Target with Tiger Woods 08, Guitar Hero 3 and assorted accessories. I would like to give you all a review of Tiger Woods 08, but I never got to see it since the Bunny & I spent 6 straight hours jamming out to this electronic crack they call Guitar Hero. This game is so addictive I think I actually drank less Captain than normal last night because I could put down the guitar long enough to hold my drink. The sole drawback to the game, besides stealing away your hours, is that you will need to have plenty of eye drops to re-wet your pupils because you get so caught up in the damn game, you forget to blink during the songs in fear of messing up on a note. Guitar Hero - Smakk Approved!!!