Neurotic Smakk
Hello. It's Carrot. It's been awhile since I've posted. Things had been really good so I haven't had anything to complain about. Though lately something is wrong with me. I'm getting the same amount of walks. The same kind of food. I have the same eating and sleeping habits as usual. Family life has been the same.But all of a sudden I feel anxious. It all started on Saturday night. Mr and Mrs Smakk left about 5:30pm to go over to Sadie's house. They came back at about midnight. Sometime between 5:30pm and midnight I lost my mind. I tore up a curtain. I chewed at the door. I scratched at the door. I pulled on the door. I made a mess! And then I got scolded but I really couldn't remember why I was being scolded so I got even more sad and put my head down in shame. After I did that she stopped scolding me. It's the worst when Mrs. Smakk is mad. I feel so bad that I follow her around trying to cheer her and soon forget that I'm sad. Monday comes around and I'm glad to be back to my normal self. Sleeping. Eating. Barking when the doorbell rings. Tuesday more of the same. Wednesday, Mrs. Smakk left the house in the morning and didn't come back right away. Again, I lost my mind and chewed up the new door repairs. I was just about to start in on the curtains when she came home. Whew. That was a scary 4 hours. So now they're scared to leave me alone and are trying to figure out what is wrong with me. Is it
A. 6 pumpkins sitting inside that freaked me out. (though they were only inside where I could see them for one day)
B. New dog treat sticks (that I stopped getting on Monday)
C. I'm just neurotic and will never be normal
D. There is a gas leak that is slowly killing us and I'm just trying to get out
E. I need a new doggie playmate
F. The increased amount of squirrels this year are taunting me through the window
G. I'm sick and need doggie prozac
Please share your thoughts and opinions before I have another episode.
Love,
Your neurotic dog friend
Carrot
Hello. It's Carrot. It's been awhile since I've posted. Things had been really good so I haven't had anything to complain about. Though lately something is wrong with me. I'm getting the same amount of walks. The same kind of food. I have the same eating and sleeping habits as usual. Family life has been the same.But all of a sudden I feel anxious. It all started on Saturday night. Mr and Mrs Smakk left about 5:30pm to go over to Sadie's house. They came back at about midnight. Sometime between 5:30pm and midnight I lost my mind. I tore up a curtain. I chewed at the door. I scratched at the door. I pulled on the door. I made a mess! And then I got scolded but I really couldn't remember why I was being scolded so I got even more sad and put my head down in shame. After I did that she stopped scolding me. It's the worst when Mrs. Smakk is mad. I feel so bad that I follow her around trying to cheer her and soon forget that I'm sad. Monday comes around and I'm glad to be back to my normal self. Sleeping. Eating. Barking when the doorbell rings. Tuesday more of the same. Wednesday, Mrs. Smakk left the house in the morning and didn't come back right away. Again, I lost my mind and chewed up the new door repairs. I was just about to start in on the curtains when she came home. Whew. That was a scary 4 hours. So now they're scared to leave me alone and are trying to figure out what is wrong with me. Is it
A. 6 pumpkins sitting inside that freaked me out. (though they were only inside where I could see them for one day)
B. New dog treat sticks (that I stopped getting on Monday)
C. I'm just neurotic and will never be normal
D. There is a gas leak that is slowly killing us and I'm just trying to get out
E. I need a new doggie playmate
F. The increased amount of squirrels this year are taunting me through the window
G. I'm sick and need doggie prozac
Please share your thoughts and opinions before I have another episode.
Love,
Your neurotic dog friend
Carrot
posted by CaptSmakk @ 4:19 PM
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