Trucker Smakk
I'm cruising along on my weekly 3 hour tour between Dallas & Austin at a smooth pace of 80mph when for no apparent reason , a damn semi cuts right in front of me from the right lane. Luckily I glance up in time from my text to smash the brakes on my Pontiac G6 rental and prevent becoming the new logo on his rear mudflaps. For the next 10 seconds while riding his bumper at 65 mph, I'm formulating every redneck, white trash, truck driving school graduate insult while popping my knuckles in preparation of my 1 finger salute I'm about to throw out. Just then....we pass the State Trooper parked on the emergency lane targeting his radar gun right at my face. Yep those truckers are good people I tell you, good people...

Really Smakk
It never ceases to amaze me on what I coild hear from one of my employees. While discussing the importance of being on time during a morning staff meeting, one of the guys pops up with this nugget - "Yeah if I wake up late cause I was out partying all night, I just skip the shower and spray down my whole body with febreeze." Kinda gross, kinda genuis...