Running Smakk
So here's what it is like living with a Bunny that is a runner fanatic:
When she give directions, it's in tenths or hundreths of a mile ("take a right in .27 miles")
I have learned that cloth gloves are also good to wipe snot from your nose
She doesn't understand why I start cracking up everytime she says "fartlek"
She will pee in a parking garage even when sober
Every credit card statement has "Luke's Locker" and "Run On" each month
And finally....
When she swallows Gu, it's not to pleasure me

Heaven Smakk
The equation for heaven at home = handle of Captain + bad American Idol contestants + plus big comfy chair + drunk texting + Bunny passed out on couch. Or what I call a Wednesday night...

Random Smakk
My random thought for the day was imagining the Bunny & I going to karaoke bar to perform a Captain and Tennille song. She would be dressed as normal but I would be in a Captain Morgan costume. "Love will keep us together....arrrggggggggg". Think I need another drink.....

Blast Smakk
So Winter Blast 2007 in Big D was a bigger bust than the millennium bug. Basically, the TV newscasters scared the crap out of everyone all weekend when it did little more than just rain. So on Saturday morning I went out for the necessary supplies in case the winter Armageddon actually hit. First I hit the local Albertsons and filled up the beemer's trunk with firewood. Then I was a the Addison Beverage Mart at exctly 10:01 am to get a handle of Captain and handle of Vodka. The bunny had picked up a handle of Captain the previous night with her case of wine but better safe than sorry. Next was to Blockbuster for some flicks. And finally an emergency stop at Northpark Mall to hit the Lucky Store for some new jeans. (Needed to look good in case the news van was in the neighborhood for some man on the street interviews.)

So the entire weekend, the Bunny and I were trapped in the casa in front of the fire. Besides watching the tube and playing an occasional game, most of my entertainment was drunk texting with Wu. (He was most impressed of the pic of my beer pong game with Carrot.) Loops would fire off a desperation "trapped without food and beer" message occasionally as he gave his fingers a break from 24hr myspacing. At least I rounded out the weekend with a little indoor golf match with LRod & Wu once we braved the road conditions.