Guaranteed Smakk

Even though Loops MVP probably wore out his entire battery last night trying to save resident Disney voiced hotty, Katharine McPhee, it will be to no avail. Nope, this gray headed spastic tard will be the new representation of America's hope for a new star. No wonder the Europeans all think we're idiots. And what the fuck is "The Soul Patrol" anyway?

Mavs Smakk
The Mavs finally pull it off in Game 7 last night. Not that I actually got to watch any of the game but only listened to the 4th quarter and OT while driving back from my home away fom home of Athens, TX. So now it's time for a little reunion match-up between Big Dirk and MOP (Most Overrated Player) Steve Nash. With the Spurs finally off their back, I predict complete domination and a sweep of the Suns. So sayeth Smakk, so sayeth the flock...