Song Smakk
A little song courtesy of Monty Python for you all. Please sing along aloud with me while you finish your work day for the week....

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

Midland Smakk
Time it took to fly out to Midland yesterday morning - 1 hour
Time I spent in client meeting in Midland - 1 hour
Drop in temperature in 2 hours while in Midland - 40 degrees
Time I spent in Midland airport due to flight delays for return flight - 9 hours
Total number of gates in Midland airport - 4 gates
Number of bats I saw flying around inside the terminal and food court at airport - 3 bats
Time I spent driving back from Midland after flight cancelled - 6 hours
Total time spent for 1 hour meeting in Midland - 18 hours
Number of trips I have planned back to Midland - 0

Horseshoe Smakk
So the theory of my luck, i.e. the horseshoe up my ass, came into question on my recent trip to the Bunny's hometown when I received 2 speeding tickets within a 45 minute timespan in the lovely state of Kansas. That was until I received the following letter this weekend:

"Dear Smakk.

Thank you for sending your payment for your speeding violation. However, the Officer did not file your ticket by the appearance date; therefore, I am returning your check to you. Our judge has a policy that the Officer is required to file their tickets prior to their appearance date. If they are not, the ticket is dismissed.

Gove County District Court"

Say hello to my little horseshoe.....