Woods Smakk
Does a Bunny shit in the woods? Well apparently so. While in Georgia last week, the Bunny decided to go on her run the countryside. The parental Smakks live on the lake in the giant community of Eatonton, GA, also know as the Dairy Capital of the South. So as the Bunny ran through the country roads saying "Hi" and "How are you?" to the grazing cows (I'm actually serious that she really did speak to the cows as she passed them), she had to make a pit stop in the woods to drop a deuce. I thought my mom was going to pass out from laughing so hard when the Bunny told the story. So the big question asked though was "How did you wipe?" The Bunny claims to have had the foresight to bring some tissue paper on the run with her since she has had this happen before. That could be true but let's just say I really don't remember whether she still had socks on when she finished her run that morning....

Top 5 Bunny movies:
5. Fatal Attraction (boiling water)
4. 8 Mile (B-Rabbit)
3. Watership Down
2. Donnie Darko
1. Harvey

Running Smakk con't
And at the request of the Bunny, I will be bringing back my Top 5 movies related to the Smakk subject. So Top 5 Running movies:

5. Prefontaine
4. The Marathon Man
3. The Jericho Mile
2. Chariots of Fire
1. Forrest Gump

Haven't yet seen "Run Fatboy Run" but it has much promise...

Running Smakk
For the past 3 days, I have run 5 miles each morning. Something about getting out in the warm 80 degree weather with 100% humidity really lets you ponder things. So as I slowly jog past one house, then another, then another, and so on...I empty my mind of all the stresses of life and work. Those problems just pour off me like the buckets of sweat from my body while I just have five repeating thoughts over and over:
5. How freakin' far until I get back home?
4. I wish I would have taken a dump before I got out here.
3. Why the fuck am I out here running in this goddamn heat?
2. What the hell kinda psycho is the Bunny to do this every day?
1. Am I having a heart attack or stroke right now?

Finger Smakk
The Bunny & I spent last week on the lake in Georgia & the beach in Florida visiting with our parental units. Lots of good times and fun in the sun although the most memorable moment occurred while sitting around the kitchen bar with the in-laws. To properly set the stage, I need to first explain that the Bunny has adopted her dad's annoying habit of trying to stick her finger in your mouth if you yawn in front of her. So when the Bunny herself yawned at the bar one evening, here was the quote of the trip from her too innocent step-mom talking to me in front of the whole gang - "You just missed a perfect opportunity to finger her!" And not to be outdone by her follow-up to that - "I mean you could have put a full fist in there!" Nothing but laughter from the rest of the table....