Future Smakk
I picked up my boat registration today and saw that it was good through 2010. Are you fuckin' kidding me that it is almost 2010? I have only one word to describe that - DISAPPOINTING. I mean, where is all the cool shit we should have by now? Jet packs, teleporters, moving sidewalks everywhere, ray guns, condos on the moon, flying cars, sex slave robots, talking apes that eventually enslave us, etc. What did we get instead? The Internet. That's cool that I have this nice technology at my fingertips that let's me get directions, book travel, goof off at work, surf porn, post Smakk, etc - but come on, that's no replacement for the robot sex slave. I always knew that the Jetsons was just a big lie....

Real World Smakk
Will somebody please share with me why MTV's The Real World is still on the air? I literally caught about 30 seconds of the Hollywood crew this morning since the Bunny was watching it while doing her 12,000 morning sit ups. Just in that time, I learned that "Joey" is a psychotic muscle head cry baby who hasn't been able to hold his liquor for the past month so he and the Real World Producers decide he should spend the next 30 days in rehab. Of course his roommates all cry and say their "I love you dude"s as he goes away since they have of course formed this lifetime bond after spending a whole month living together.
This is the same shit every damn season. A bunch of boring plastic people that fake drama for the cameras. There hasn't been anyone original on the show since Puck in San Fransisco. Please can we end the madness? I would rather watch a camera crew follow around some crack hoes, or real college students, or a struggling musician, or a business executive that works by day and sails with the Captain at night. (wink, wink)

Lake Smakk
I was able to squeeze in a couple of days on Lake Lewisville over last weekend's three day holiday. The Bunny & I took a solo adventure on Saturday to test the waters. Right upon arriving at the dock, Channel 4 News gets up in my face for an interview on gas prices. As apparently one of their favorite men on the streets since this is my 3rd random interview in a year, I start spouting out statistics and insight as the Bunny sits in the boat with her deer in headlights gaze fixed completely away from the camera. After they get their Smakk footage, we head out on the water.
Then on Monday, the Bunny & I return back to the lake (unfortunately no cameras in sight) for a little more fun and meet up with the Little Pistol, JennM and Big Wu. We cruise out to quiet cove so the Little Pistol can get his fish on while the girls bake in the sun and Big Wu and I mellow in the lake water. This little adventure had three specific highlights for me:
3. My turn into a 4 foot wave at half speed to cause not just the boat, but the all of the passengers, to go airborne. I think JennM is still shaken and I'm sure that the Bunny will be able to turn her neck again one day.
2. Watching the Little Pistol dig and dig through his small can of earthworms from Wally World with no success and to finally realize that he just paid $3 for a can of empty dirt. Good thing the drums enjoyed munching on your lunchables cheese.
1. My ninja move on the side off the boat to pull down the Bunny's fishing line from the water, as she screams "Ooooh Oooooh" while diving for her pole to reel in her "Big One". Even the Little Pistol sprung out of his seat to assist. I thought Big Wu was going to have a heart attack while laughing as the whole scene unfolded as he floated from behind the boat. Well, I always told her that Smakk was definitely a good catch.....