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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Cancun Recap Smakk
Top ten things from Cancun this weekend:
10. Free flight, free suite, free food
9. The Tatoo Bar, Carlos & Charlies and Slices
8. "Fuck Me" note
7. Dos XX, Dos XX, Dos XX
6. Holding with death grip on back of ATV as Bunny is driving through jungle
5. One of my offices winning top branch award at company banquet
4. TBB - Tan Bikini Bunny
3. Siting on beach in 85 degree weather drinking beer while it's sleeting in Big D
2. Landing a 100lb sailfish in 1st hour of deep sea fishing
1. Getting Bunny so drunk on Jager shots that when she staggered back into hotel lobby the bellhop asks, "Do you need a wheelchair for her?"

1 Comments:

  • At 4:13 PM, Blogger Loops MVP said…

    No sir she doesn't need a wheelchair, she just needs a lobby bar I can set her on while I finish my Jager club!

     

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