Early Bird Smakk
Did I really get to work so freaking early that frost and dew formed on my car after I arrived? Yes, I got to my office at 4:30am this morning. I know all I do is make money, but I never said I wanted to work for it. Well at least I have tomorrow and the weekend off for a good drunk bender in Austin to watch the Horns crush Colorado. I’m hoping their stupid mascot freaks out Bevo and he goes over there and impales that midget bison they have. It will be Buffalo Burgers all around. Alright, got to get back to work. Just needed my 9am lunch break. And as for "the early bird gets the worm" - fuck that unless the bitch is at the bottom of a tequila bottle.