Mail Smakk
Even though most people enjoy getting mail, I dread it. Usually it's just more bills or stupid magazines that I will never catch up on reading. Well the mail we got today may have reached an all time low. I open up the box and there's a small surprise package inside. Of all the things I expected to read on the package label I can say I did not expect to read off - "Udder Covers". For those of you that are not familiar with this term, also known as Hooter Hiders, this is some sort of blanket thingy to hide the Bunny's ta-tas while breast feeding Smakkette. Maybe I can also use it to stop the bleeding from my self inflicted gun shot wound...