Random Smakk
Been hard to find the time to post on here lately with all the demands of work, daily Home Depot trips, Facebook & Farmville, having to give input on giant checklist for baby, sailing with the Captain, etc, etc. So I thought I would just list some of the random items I've had to deal with over the past couple of days in work & life:

- Made 4th trip to Home Depot to buy another piece to fix same broken sprinkler head in yard. Total price of all parts - $3.80. Total cost of gas spent - $20.00.

- Had employee call in sick for past two days due to a back injury sustained on Sunday while she was pole dancing on back of boat at Party Cove.

- Spent 3 hours registering for Smakkette at Baby's R Us. Replied to every question from Bunny with same answer, "I have no idea what that is."

- Listened as employee girls screamed on phone from top of their desks because a mouse got in the office this morning. The sole guy in group spent the next 3 hours trying to catch it by throwing box over it. Mouse 1 - Employees 0

- Watched possibly the worst movie ever made "Miss March". Synopsis - Boy meets girl. Day they finally decide to have sex he falls down stairs inducing 4 year coma to wake up only to find girlfriend is now current Playboy Miss March. Awful buddy road trip madness with lots of explosive diarrhea visual jokes ensue.

- Watched the Bunny's tummy grow, and grow, and grow. Keep having nightmare dreams about Alien cause she grabs my hand and puts on stomach in middle of night.

- Planted carrots in Farmville. Had Carrot keep me up all night cause he's a psychotic dog. Ask self why bought Bunny so many carrots on her ring while paying bills.

Oh well....just random things like I said. About time for post work cocktail. More randomness to follow I'm sure.....