Question 2 Smakk
So the next question posted to Smakk is from the Thunda himself, LRod - "I need a few stock tips for the upcoming year. Will Captain Morgan stock suddenly drop if the Bunny gets prego and you have to stop drinking?"
There are three points I'll need to make her to properly address this question:
Point 1 - There is no current plan on paper for the Bunny and Smakk to multiply. Although obviously there could be no greater gift to give this world than to have little versions of Smakk running around (hopefully with the Bunny's marathon endurance), no official timeline has been set.
Point 2 - If a bunny in the oven does appear anytime soon, this would greatly increase the consumption of Captain over the next 9 months considering I would have a guaranteed sober chauffeur.
Point 3 - With the departure of LRod's BFF next week to the wintery North, I see a great amount of alcohol being consumed by the Thunda himself.
As far as a true stock tip for those floundering in your plummet ting 401k's, I would strongly advise all to look into a recent public offering of a Dallas based national home security company. Smakk hears things may be soaring there very soon...
So the next question posted to Smakk is from the Thunda himself, LRod - "I need a few stock tips for the upcoming year. Will Captain Morgan stock suddenly drop if the Bunny gets prego and you have to stop drinking?"
There are three points I'll need to make her to properly address this question:
Point 1 - There is no current plan on paper for the Bunny and Smakk to multiply. Although obviously there could be no greater gift to give this world than to have little versions of Smakk running around (hopefully with the Bunny's marathon endurance), no official timeline has been set.
Point 2 - If a bunny in the oven does appear anytime soon, this would greatly increase the consumption of Captain over the next 9 months considering I would have a guaranteed sober chauffeur.
Point 3 - With the departure of LRod's BFF next week to the wintery North, I see a great amount of alcohol being consumed by the Thunda himself.
As far as a true stock tip for those floundering in your plummet ting 401k's, I would strongly advise all to look into a recent public offering of a Dallas based national home security company. Smakk hears things may be soaring there very soon...
posted by CaptSmakk @ 1:10 PM
1 Comments:
At 8:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
No mention of if you are ever going to beat me on the golf course sir....im officially (in your count) ahead 5-2...now my count is more like 55-3...lets get that game together.
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