Halloween Smakk

With all the election excitement, I was unable to give you all an update on the Halloween for Smakk. This year included a costume party and general drunk fest at Club 6850. Here's a breakdown of the awards:

Best Costume - Team Yott for the Brad & preggo Angelina with their accompanying assortment of muti culture doll clan. (Special Smakk props to the Maddux doll with the transposed face of Big Wu's).

Best Moment - Gwedo falling over backwards in chair after avoiding ball from H's preggo Angelina stomach and just continuing to lay upside down while bleeding

Best Costume That Was Just Reason to Dress Slutty - Nicci S in her Candy Corn outfit with short skirt and garters. Though as hard as he tried, I don't think Gwedo got to taste the candy.

Best Handmade Costume - Wu & L with their self-styled Alice in Wonderland & Mad Hatter suits. May have been contender for first place if Wu could have actually found the yellow pants.

Most Predictable Costume - Sosa in his "Hung Like A Horse" outfit. Believable...no. Predictable...yes.

Most Appropriate Costume - Though the Bunny will argue that it was her Angel costume, the winner goes to the Smakk man himself. Dressing to most fit my persona and ego, there was really only one person that would be appropriate enough for Smakk. And of course, that person was GOD.

Have a great day folks...and I bless you all.