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Friday, July 11, 2008

Woods Smakk
Does a Bunny shit in the woods? Well apparently so. While in Georgia last week, the Bunny decided to go on her run the countryside. The parental Smakks live on the lake in the giant community of Eatonton, GA, also know as the Dairy Capital of the South. So as the Bunny ran through the country roads saying "Hi" and "How are you?" to the grazing cows (I'm actually serious that she really did speak to the cows as she passed them), she had to make a pit stop in the woods to drop a deuce. I thought my mom was going to pass out from laughing so hard when the Bunny told the story. So the big question asked though was "How did you wipe?" The Bunny claims to have had the foresight to bring some tissue paper on the run with her since she has had this happen before. That could be true but let's just say I really don't remember whether she still had socks on when she finished her run that morning....

Top 5 Bunny movies:
5. Fatal Attraction (boiling water)
4. 8 Mile (B-Rabbit)
3. Watership Down
2. Donnie Darko
1. Harvey

1 Comments:

  • At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I had to bring tissue. It was either that or hope a leaf wasn't poison ivy.

     

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