St Pattys Day Smakk
So the annual Greenville St Patty's Day Parade & Club 6850 Post-Party went off with great success again this year. We went through 300 jello shots at the CVS Lot party within the first 2 hours, and it was easy to tell. This helped The Crew to fit in well with the other drunks in the the 75,000 person crowd. Though we did have some outstanding moments throughout the day:
Sorley smooching with 7 different girls on a 35 minute 2 block walk
Big Wu spinning Jenn M up in the air over his head like pizza dough
Yott & me taking a tour of the "pee" tree only to see a girl take a squat center stage
Wu & my nuckle thumping challenge
Beer pong, beer pong & beer pong
But the "piss" de resistance, came from our faithful Minister of Fire, Loops MVP. In a very extreme move, Loops decides that there's no time like the present, and takes a whiz right in his shorts while standing right among the crowd. After letting it run right down his leg and splash on the young lady next to him, I believe her exact quote was, "You're pissing down your leg!" With our little soldier headed off to Scottsdale for more green festivities, I hope he packed the Depends...