Kitten Lesson Smakk
Got home a little early today and thought it would be good to spend some quality time with Bunny's new play thing, Pepper. Here are some things I learned about a kitty:

• Kittens should be de-clawed at birth
• Kittens will drink Captain & Diet
• Kittens don't like dogs named Carrot
• Kittens don't like being in freezer
• Kittens don't like being in microwave
• Kittens make great April Fool's joke by mass texting, "At vet. Ron just stepped on Pepper and she has to be put to sleep." haha - classic
• Kittens will Turd Up when you Turd Up
• Kittens are as easy to toss as Avril
• Kittens like laptops ^%$*$sajkhhfiuAHIGFG&89^%e

Night is still early and I am still sober. I'm sure I will learn some more later....