Baby Smakk
Items completed:
- Impregnate wife
- Get baby doctor
- Find out sex of baby
- Crib purchased & put together
- Child birth classes scheduled
- Case of Captain purchased to settle nightly nerves
Items still pending:
- Decide on a name
- Paint and decorate nursery
- Register for shower
- Secure day care
- Start UT college fund (if another school chosen, change to Smakk's new boat fund)
- Get gun permit and arm self to teeth
- Train carrot to attack all boys/men on command (especially spawn of Crew)
I'm sure I've left out one or two things....
Items completed:
- Impregnate wife
- Get baby doctor
- Find out sex of baby
- Crib purchased & put together
- Child birth classes scheduled
- Case of Captain purchased to settle nightly nerves
Items still pending:
- Decide on a name
- Paint and decorate nursery
- Register for shower
- Secure day care
- Start UT college fund (if another school chosen, change to Smakk's new boat fund)
- Get gun permit and arm self to teeth
- Train carrot to attack all boys/men on command (especially spawn of Crew)
I'm sure I've left out one or two things....
posted by CaptSmakk @ 5:37 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:49 AM,
WU said…
Little Wu is a dog whisper so the only thing that may stop him is the gun.
At 10:45 AM,
Sarah Griffin said…
if another school chosen, change to Smakk's new boat fund- LOL.
At 2:40 PM,
Yott said…
No kidding, you know Wu and L just had tarzan, jungle king. He's one with the animals.
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