Manny Smakk
As any of you that follow sports know, last Thursday Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for testing positive for human chorionic gonadotropin, a women's fertility drug that boosts testosterone levels. Though I find it a little ridiculous that the steroid that busts him is used for women's fertility, I find it even more ridiculous that while reading the detailed article about the situation in SI from my porcelain throne today, I have this thought, "Didn't I draft him on my fantasy baseball team?" Yep, I've been playing a suspended player in my starting lineup for the last week. Too busy or too drunk - just make your own opinion...