Learned Smakk
Things I learned today:
You can purchase women's running shorts at Academy for $16.
The Bunny has a problem saying the phrase, "Did you take the last napkin?"
Twitter can start to get annoying with text updates.
Buster watches "The Hills" to learn his pick-up lines from Brody Jenner.
Some Sprint employees have body odor problems.
Too many people are panicking about the swine flu.
I do not like 3 mile jogs in the morning.

Things I didn't not learn today:
If I won the lottery on Saturday and I'm sitting in my office when I could be on the beach.
How many licks it truly takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Why Megan Fox is not following me on Twitter.
Why is it called chili.
What I would do for a Klondike bar.