Lyric Smakk
The most annoying song overplaying on the radio right now is "In The Ayer" by Flo-Rida & Will.I.Am. And yes, rapper names are getting ridiculously stupid. I need one for myself. Maybe Tex-Ass or Drunk.I.Am. Anyway - this song has one of those ridiculously catchy lyric chorus as follows:
Oh hot damn , this is my jam,
Keep me partying till the A.M
So I get this stupid thing stuck in my head for my three hour drive to Austin last week. So of course I decide there could be a way to smakk it up a little with these themed derivations for the Crew:

Big Wu Guam version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
On the island, we like rice with our spam

Sosa version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I'm done with you jerks and throwin up my hands

Yott version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I put my naked butt on your face when I can

LRod version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
Saying she's my BFF is just a big scam

Dangerous D version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
I hunting out on craigslist for a big ole ham

Loops version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
Jumping fences while drunk makes my face go bam

Buster version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
My exes love to cry to Wu at 2AM

Single Crew members version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
The boys like to say "slam, bam, thank you mamn"

Married Crew members version:
Oh hot damn, this is my jam,
No idea how the laptop got that porn spam