Future Smakk
I picked up my boat registration today and saw that it was good through 2010. Are you fuckin' kidding me that it is almost 2010? I have only one word to describe that - DISAPPOINTING. I mean, where is all the cool shit we should have by now? Jet packs, teleporters, moving sidewalks everywhere, ray guns, condos on the moon, flying cars, sex slave robots, talking apes that eventually enslave us, etc. What did we get instead? The Internet. That's cool that I have this nice technology at my fingertips that let's me get directions, book travel, goof off at work, surf porn, post Smakk, etc - but come on, that's no replacement for the robot sex slave. I always knew that the Jetsons was just a big lie....
I picked up my boat registration today and saw that it was good through 2010. Are you fuckin' kidding me that it is almost 2010? I have only one word to describe that - DISAPPOINTING. I mean, where is all the cool shit we should have by now? Jet packs, teleporters, moving sidewalks everywhere, ray guns, condos on the moon, flying cars, sex slave robots, talking apes that eventually enslave us, etc. What did we get instead? The Internet. That's cool that I have this nice technology at my fingertips that let's me get directions, book travel, goof off at work, surf porn, post Smakk, etc - but come on, that's no replacement for the robot sex slave. I always knew that the Jetsons was just a big lie....
posted by CaptSmakk @ 4:28 PM
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