Number Smakk
9 - the AM hour that we will start drinking on Greenville for St Patty's
1,000 - estimated number of people at the CVS lot party
1 - number of free bathrooms at the CVS parking lot
6 - years in a row I have been to CVS for Greenville parade
3 - number of times I actually saw the parade
500 - number of jello shots we are preparing for the day
3136 - ounces of beer already chilled at Club 6850 for post-parade party
6 - estimated number of people that will puke that night at Club 6850
100 - percent chance one of the pukers will be named Wu, D or Gwedo
75 - estimated % of day that I will remember on following day
99 - estimated % of pictures that will be taken during my blackout period
0 - the number of sober people that will be at Club 6850
9 - the AM hour that we will start drinking on Greenville for St Patty's
1,000 - estimated number of people at the CVS lot party
1 - number of free bathrooms at the CVS parking lot
6 - years in a row I have been to CVS for Greenville parade
3 - number of times I actually saw the parade
500 - number of jello shots we are preparing for the day
3136 - ounces of beer already chilled at Club 6850 for post-parade party
6 - estimated number of people that will puke that night at Club 6850
100 - percent chance one of the pukers will be named Wu, D or Gwedo
75 - estimated % of day that I will remember on following day
99 - estimated % of pictures that will be taken during my blackout period
0 - the number of sober people that will be at Club 6850
posted by CaptSmakk @ 2:03 PM
2 Comments:
At 2:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
WOW, aggressive projections for the 15th sir. you forgot the prediction of who passes out and gets permanent marker on the face!!!!!
At 9:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
what about the percentage of video that will be shot and put up on You Tube to totally embarass the crew.
Also percentage of time the bom bom room will be occupied by Sorlie with some chick.
Troy
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