Dry Cleaner Smakk
After being out of town for the honeymoon, I returned to my dry cleaners to pick up some clothes and the following conversation takes place:
Mr Wong - "Oh Misser Smakk. You not bin here for some time. Where you bin?"
Smakk - "I was in Maui."
Mr Wong - "Ohh you got mauweed? Congrats!"
Smakk - Uhhh, well yes. I did get married."
Mr Wong - "Oh where you go honnymoon?"
Smakk - "Maui."
Mr Wong - "Huh?"
He looked so confused that I thought I was going to need to bring Wu there to help translate for me. Oh well....