Shock Smakk
I fired my pool guy today (bless his child molesting rapist looking heart) after deciding to take on the pool maintenance at Club 6850 myself. I know that sounds very suspect for me to do the work myself instead of just paying someone, but I think I can handle it. Light a Jesus candle for me anyway.
So yesterday I go out and buy some supplies. New brush, chlorine tablets and my new favorite - Shock. I spend about a half hour skimming the surface and brushing the green walls of my algae infested pool. Brush isn't really doing that much so I decide to try throwing in a bag of the Shock. This shit is like a miracle. My pool is sparkling clean today gleaming in the sun like a fresh bottle of Captain does in my mind. Still to cold to dive in but it does look tempting.
They need to have Shock for other stuff in life. Can you imagine having a little bag of this miracle powder for use at the bar? Some stumpy troll hag comes walking by you asking to get them a drink, you sprinkle a little magic dust and BAM - she turns into a bunny. Oh well, I guess that what beer goggles are for...
I fired my pool guy today (bless his child molesting rapist looking heart) after deciding to take on the pool maintenance at Club 6850 myself. I know that sounds very suspect for me to do the work myself instead of just paying someone, but I think I can handle it. Light a Jesus candle for me anyway.
So yesterday I go out and buy some supplies. New brush, chlorine tablets and my new favorite - Shock. I spend about a half hour skimming the surface and brushing the green walls of my algae infested pool. Brush isn't really doing that much so I decide to try throwing in a bag of the Shock. This shit is like a miracle. My pool is sparkling clean today gleaming in the sun like a fresh bottle of Captain does in my mind. Still to cold to dive in but it does look tempting.
They need to have Shock for other stuff in life. Can you imagine having a little bag of this miracle powder for use at the bar? Some stumpy troll hag comes walking by you asking to get them a drink, you sprinkle a little magic dust and BAM - she turns into a bunny. Oh well, I guess that what beer goggles are for...
posted by CaptSmakk @ 1:13 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Go through Taco Bell drive thru, sprinkle a little Shock in it and bam. You have Uncle Julios. That would be awesome.
At 11:03 AM,
Loops MVP said…
Now that you're a "pool guy" can I get a fresh poll please? Something like who will go down in flames first at my BP... Me or one of my RONTOURAGE boys... Fire UP Someting...!
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