UnSmakk-Like Smakk
Number of drinks drank since Monday - 1 beer
Location of $7.10 beer drank - not Ghost Bar, not topless bar, not concert...the airport bar
Time spent at black jack tables during 2 day trip to Cali - only 2 hours
Amount won in 2 hours - only $50 (All I did was make money!)
Rolls of toilet paper stolen from hotel - 0 (I know. Just a weird habit of mine.)
Main thing I did on business trip in Cali - business (Crazy for me - I know)
Plans this Saturday - work picnic

Ok - this is just sad. I need to crank it back up very soon. Hide your daughters and small animals...