New Fuckin Year Smakk
So it's 2006 and I can't believe I'm still here. And I'm only talking about making it through the weekend. Though there were many highlights like: Loops losing Tic Tac Toe to Carrot (I'm not fuckin' kidding) or getting blazed to the Muppet Movie drinking game or the "tater tot" home video or the repeated "It smells like pot in here"...shit...those were all just normal Saturday night events. No - the best was the freak fest between floors 7 & 8 at the Radisson. Yes - apparently loading up 15 loaded up people in the elevator will cause it to breakdown in mid fall. It was classic stuff. I have never seen so much panic in such a small space. Complete breakdown - and I'm not just talking about the elevator. Not to name names but we were calm except:
Laguna Girl
Crop Duster Bro
Loops
Moe
Sosa
D (or the guy I only saw when he smiled)
White G
White G mom
Whits G dad
Impregnator
Impregnator girlie
So that leaves the Bunny, Smakk and Implants being the only calm fucks in the vator. Bunny and I are laughing while Implants is snapping phone pics like it's a slim jim. Needless to say, we made it out, made it to midnight and I got to kiss my Bunny. That's really all that matters. (I know, I know - but she reads this also.) ;) Happy New Year All!!!!!!!