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Friday, November 11, 2005

Cold Weather Smakk
Starting to cool off a little here in the Big D. Though I'm much more a warm weather guy, there are some things I like about getting cold:
Drinking to warm up
Cute bunnies wearing knit hats (I'm a total sucker for that look)
Laughing at the steam from Carrot's Turd Up
Electric Bill
Drinking to stay warm
No guilt for never taking my boat out
Blazer season
Not sweating in bed when over-heated Bunny tries to snuggle
Drinking to stay warm while running through streets naked
Cold & flu season to miss work on hangover Mondays
Making my talking santa say "inappropriate" things
Writing my name in snow with pee (usually only get one chance per year)
Taking sex pictures with the reindeer at McArthur & 114
Drinking to cool off during crazy warm day in middle of winter

I'm sure I'll learn some more this weekend. Yes, it's Friday. Hello weekend, goodbye memory.

1 Comments:

  • At 2:47 PM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    Nice thing about the hot bunny is I can fry up an egg on her ass in the morning.

     

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