Injured Smakk
So I get injured after only 3 weeks of running on the treadmill. Since my foot has still been hurting after 10 days, I finally suck it up and go to the doctor. The Bunny was already harping on me for not stretching enough and for not getting fitted running shoes. But who really needs to stretch and buy over priced shoes?
So the doc tells me I have Tendonitis and says, "You need to be stretching more and get a pair of fitted running shoes." Jesus. So all he gives me is some suped up aspirin and tells me to lay off running for another couple of weeks.

Now even worse is that dancing is also not allowed, so my infamous white man shuffle is out for the next couple weeks also. It worries me how my friends in the crew will react. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well then, they're no friends of mine.

Are You Kidding Smakk


NY Post & US magazine is reporting that my favorite Languna beach girl, Kristin, is dating Nick Lachey. Why the fuck did I not join a boy band?

Adapting Smakk

Things are certainly interesting around here. Smakk and I made the move to Addison. I, of course, have adjusted well. They on the other hand are still adapting. Normally I spend my time in the corner as far away from them as possible. But lately I have been right under foot. When bunny walks into a room, I follow her. If Smakk goes to make a drink, I am close behind. It's not really that I'm so much happier and am acting like a normal dog. I am trying to stay close so I can hear their conversations. This is prime time entertainment folks. I wish I could figure out how to get my paws to work the recorder on the camera. So here's a few conversations for you.

"Are you done in the closet? Well then shut the light off."
"Are you done in the bathroom? I need to turd up. No, are you REALLY done with it for awhile?"
"If Carrot doesn't turd up on this walk I'm never walking him again." Nice one!
"We need to have a talk about the snooze button."
"I had NO covers. You had them all!!"
"Where did these bar stools come from?" Immediately after coming home from purchasing them.
"Get your elbow out of my back."
"Your foot hurts again? Are you just saying that so you don't have to walk Carrot?"
"When did the bed get so squeaky?"
"Why is there a stuffed animal in the freezer?"
"Oh you paid rent. I can afford fresh bread every week now."
"I'm taking my time coming home so I don't have to help you carry in groceries."

Top 5 films about couples living together
5. Duplex
4. Amityville Horror
3. The Odd Couple
2. Money Pit
1. War of the Roses

Essay Smakk
Short post today. Been busy working my my essay to get ordained on-line so I can perform the Impregnator's wedding. Why are those dark clouds all of a sudden rolling in? God Up and bless you all.

More Addison Smakk
One more thing. Now that Club 1407 has forever closed its doors, it's time to name the new club. At the inspiration of LoopsMVP, the new club will now be known as - The Cage

Addison Smakk
So I am officially a resident of Addison, Tx now. I had a very calm farewell weekend to Uptown. As a matter of fact, I think I did not step into even one bar for the entire weekend. That really is a first. It was also very quiet weekend from the crew - I barely heard a word. Then again when one of us hears another is going to move over the weekend, everyone scatters like strippers when the lights come on at 2am. So I got Club 1407 packed up for storage, moved some necessities (big screen, dvd's, bar, Carrot) and now I am officially shacked up with the Bunny. Jeez - Maybe Carrot worked too well??
So for at least the next three months, you will be able to have Smakk sightings at Sherlocks, Logans, Flying Saucer, Zen, Duke's, Pappas Pizza, Industry Bar, etc. And as always, the National Guard has been alerted.