Suspicious Smakk
So coincidence or not? Here’s the story – on Monday night, we have a little Wedding Crashers watching party a club 1407 with my bunny, White G and Dirty D. While watching the movie, we question the scene where Owen puts eye drops in the guys drink which makes him proceed to get violently sick the rest of the night. So on Tuesday night, I’m sitting around bunny’s place enjoying a couple cocktails and all of sudden out of nowhere I get a stomach cramp. Then from 10:30pm until 5:30am, I proceed to blow chunks every single half hour and I won’t even get into what was coming out my other end. So I’m thinking maybe it’s this 24 hr flu that’s been going around, until lunchtime on Wednesday while I’m still laying in a fetal position on bunny’s couch - she comes strolling in and says, ”Hi. I had to stop by CVS and pick up some eye drops since I’m all out.” Uh huh. All I’m saying is watch your drinks carefully boys….

Ultimate Movie Line Smakk
In my continuous quest to slack off at work, I have decided I need to spend the rest of this week trying to find the ultimate line from a movie. Please leave any you think of in my comments. Here's a few of my current contenders:

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. - Wodderson, Dazed and Confused

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! - Mrs. Kroeger, Wedding Crashers

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. - Ron Burgandy, Anchorman

Blue! You're my boy, Blue! - Frank, Old School

You're so money and you don't even know it! -Trent, Swingers

Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car? - Harold, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

More Captain Smakk
And I was just reminded of my classic line from last night when talking about my bunny - "she looks like an anorexic cabbage patch doll". That is good stuff. OK - time to crawl back under my desk for a little shut eye.

Captain Smakk
So with a sick bunny laying around the house all day yesterday, what do I think is a good idea for the day? Party with El Capitan. Yes, the Captain and I had such a good time yesterday he still seems to be very much with me this morning. Has the keyboard always had the letters in the weird order? And why are they so fuzzy? Jeez - I feel like it's going to be a really long day.