Rita Smakk
Jesus. I'm already getting emails about stocking up on batteries and bottled water because of Hurricane Rita hitting Dallas this weekend. Are you fucking kidding me? DFW is only about 300 miles from the coast. People are freaking out like it's about to turn into Waterworld out here.
Well, I guess it is better to be safe than sorry. So I'm off to the liquor store to stock up for the weekend. Hurricane party at Club 1407. Let's get our Rita on!!!

Weekend Update Smakk
This weekend was pretty uneventful for me. I tried to escape twice. I love being chased down the street. The only problem is that when I get to the corner I step out into the sun. Then I see my shadow, get scared and run back home. I'm such a wuss! They passed out waiting for pizza rolls again. Their nice friend put them on a plate for them to eat. They never woke up so I ate them. My first experience with human food and I get that crap? Sunday night must have been crazy because I woke up wearing my leash still. I must have tried to chew it off in the night because when I went out for my morning walk my leash broke and I tried to escape again. Maybe this coming weekend will be more exciting.

Guitar Smakk
Did I actually get into a fight with my guitar and lose?