The Hills Smakk

After much anticipation, Laguna Beach spin-off The Hills debuted last night. The Smakk review - not impressed. It just didn't have that Laguna magic. I mean it wasn't quite as crappy as Saved By The Bell: The College Years but it was no Degrassi: The Next Generation. (Yes, I'm a grown man. Fuck off.) At least from the upcoming previews, looks like we'll have my Laguna boy Jason is returning in action to Drama Up the place some. We'll see what happens and if it's worth my coveted TIVO space. At least the new eye candy was decent...

Athens Smakk

From the official city website - "Fletcher Davis from Athens, Texas sold sandwiches from a booth on the midway at the 1904 World's Fair in St. Louis and introduced the newest sandwich innovation to people from all over the world - the hamburger." This is where I have been spending my days at work lately. Just shoot me now please....

Sin Smakk
The Bunny committed the ultimate sin this weekend. I'm talking an act so horrific I even have trouble repeating it here. Shivering down my spine just thinking about it.
Cheating? no.
Calling an ex? no.
Kicking Carrot? no.
Messing up one of my stripes? no.
Deleting Laguna on TIVO? no.
Please avert the eyes and cover the ears of any small children or people wearing pacemakers...In a moment of blind rage (yes of course because of me), The Bunny poured an entire bottle of Captain down the drain! And it was on a Sunday when I had no back-up.
Oh well, we were able to restock up yesterday and my liver is back to normal again. But the memories still haunt my every minute....

Blurry Smakk
Jesus I am in a haze today. Not sure if my body can take anymore three day weekends. And did I really sleep on a front porch door mat for 2 hours??? I'll have to update more later when the keyboard comes back in focus.