Territorial Smakk
So I know how dogs like to mark their territory by pissing on everything. I mean Carrot has pretty much taken claim to the entire Uptown area in the past few weeks. Now Bunnies on the other hand, I was unfamiliar with their territorial marking methods until today. You see I had a bunny over last night but I had to leave out before her this morning to drop my car at the shop. So I arrive home today for lunch, park the loaner bemer on the curb, walk up to my front door at my townhome and there it is just sitting in all its glory. Yep, right there laying on the step of my front door – a Playtex Gentle Glide tampon. Apparently it has a soft pearlescent applicator for insertion comfort. Are you fucking kidding me? Damn bloody bunny.

Mini Blind Smakk
Why the fuck would a dog all of a sudden think mini blinds would make a good afternoon treat? He's just sitting there thinking, "Hmmm. Those thin pieces of painted aluminum look nice and tasty. Let me go eat about 12 of them." Are you fucking kidding me?
This calls for a new poll to the side.

Picture Smakk
My owner either doesn't know how to post pictures or isn't proud of me. Anyway, here I am doing what I do best.

Question Smakk
Why was I doing headstands in a moving van while on the way back from San Antonio? And why was there a blonde bunny lying in my lap last night at The 40 Year Old Virgin? And why is my ankle so swollen? Why am I on the front page of a karaoke website? And why is there a square shaved into Carrot’s side? Does everyone ask these type of questions every Monday morning?