More What Smakk
And why does Pedro have 4 of my sweaters as a blanket? And is that cheese everywhere? And here's the results of the top five per the bar napkin:
1. Caroline
2. Windy
3. Avril
4. Jen
5. 10 tied for 5th

What Smakk
I don't know what happened last night but I have this text from Gwedo: "Sleeping with Chuck from bar. I hit it with no jimmie." What the fuck ?

War of World Smakk
Bad acting, bad effects, bad script, bad direction and one of the worst endings in movies EVER. I cannot believe I gave up two hours of drinking time for this piece of crap. (Though I did have good company.) So please do not spend your hard earned beer money on this.


Worst five movie endings:
5. War of the Worlds
4. Signs
3. War of the Worlds
2. The Abyss
1. War of the Worlds

Off Limit Smakk
So what is exactly off limits when it comes to hooking up with people? I had this conversation the other night and it seems views differ in this matter especially between the sexes. On the crazy side, known as the girl’s point of view, I get this insane list of taboo hook-ups:
Any co-workers or employees
Their roommates
If they’re married/engaged/involved
Sisters
Mother/Daughter combos
If their friend already “likes” them
Pros
If she’s passed out
Mentally handicapped
This is just crazy talk. Obviously on the correct and logical side, also known as the guy’s point of view, it is only wrong to hook-up with a bunny that one of your boys is currently involved i.e. dating/married/etc. To clarify, they must be involved. If they’re just screwing, then all’s fair. I’m sure you all concur. Oh yeah – no incest or sheep either. Unless you live in Louisiana or Arkansas, or attended Texas A&M.

Vegas Smakk
Only 6 days left till Vegas!!!

And new poll for your entertainment.

Fraternity Smakk
When exactly did I get into a fraternity? It looked like a real life Old School yesterday at Big Wu’s with 25 people in a pool, everyone holding a beer (or two) and beer bongs flowing everywhere. Then the drunken swimming contests and water wrestling exhibitions break out. Nothing like consuming a twelve pack of Coors Light before trying to swim the length of the pool underwater. The quote of the day was from Gwedo who arrived around 8pm, surveys the madness in the water and just goes, “Jesus. Looks like an orgy out here.” But my favorite moment was watching the twin of Enos from the Dukes of Hazard do a triple beer bong of Miller Lite and proceeds to make my premonition a reality when he projectile hurls it back up in the bushes within 30 seconds of lighting his cigarette. And what the hell is Baggo etiquette? Vegas is only 6 days away. I would suggest anyone intending to visit Sin City do so this week. It may not still be standing for much longer…
Top five fraternity movies:
5. Fraternity Vacation
4. School Daze
3. Revenge of the Nerds
2. Old School
1. Animal House