Back in Smakk
The masses have commented so - Smakk is Back.
Or maybe the Smakk is Back in Town.
Or even Smakk in the Saddle Again.
Or Get smakk, get smakk. You better get smakk, get smakk, smakk.
Or Welcome smakk. You're dreams were your ticket out.
Or Baby got Smakk.
I repeat, Smakk is Back.

Top five film sequels:
5. Road Warrior
4. Empire Strikes Back
3. Lord of the Rings - Two Towers
2. Aliens
1. Godfather 2

And now I can't wait to hear about DrE birthing a dead sheep.

No Smakk
Still no comments...

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no 'nuff said...

Lonely Smakk
My comments have be sparse
So you can lick my arse.

Top five lonely movies:
5. Carrie
4. Marty
3. Cast Away
2. Ben
1. Leaving Las Vegas

I sit alone with my comments section so bare,
What an odd place for me to start growing hair.
'nuff said...

Maxim Smakk
Yes - Maxim may be the best magazine ever made. I've learned so much over the past day - how to hypnotize a lobster, how the new Matrix chick feels that tv is all about sex, and why i"m moving to Russia to become a roady for t.A.T.u
AND most importantly, that one of real life dream girlies (as opposed to my non-real life girlies - see Maxim again) is up for a hometown hottie. So check out http://www.maximonline.com/hometown_hotties/voting.html & vote for Amy from Roswell. If she wins, I promise to bed her within 24 hours.
On that...and I mean hopefully on top of that...
Top five movies that take place in 24 hours:
5. Go
4. Glenn Gary Glenross
3. Can't Hardly Wait
2. Pulp Fiction
1. Breakfast Club

24 hours is just a day,
A time for work and little for play,
So make the most of what you have,
Because I'm dinking and can't rhyme with have...

Job Smakk
Basically - jobs suck. I don't think I've really ever met someone who doesn't bitch about their job. That's probably the whole point though. It makes your free time seem so much better because simply it's not time at work. There for a the worse your job, the better your time not at your job. So I've thought about what could be the worst job I could have so that my time away would be better. Garbage man - naw, lots of potential free discarded treasures. Cop - no, you could kill the skank and get away with it. McDonald's Fry guy - hell no, you get the fries. So I think I've decided the worst profession is kidnapper. Think about - scared, rich, bitchy brats combined with the chance to be bubba's manwhore in the pen if caught. Yeah - I could try this, but it seems to have limited off time because of the whole on the lam thing. Maybe just following the ex and going with pro skank could be the calling. Oh well....
Top five kidnapping/hostage flicks:
5. Guarding Tess
4. SFW (stands for So Fucking What - early Reese W. flick)
3. Dog Day Afternoon
2. Die Hard
1. Silence of the Lambs

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