Replacement Smakk
So after a couple years at my top spot, I have decided the time has come to replace my #1 choice - Kate Beckinsale.

Though Kate will always have that special place in my heart, now that she is married and has a kid, it's time to move on to a fresher, younger new bunny. So introducing the new champion and #1 Smakk Bunny - Scarlet Johansson.

Have a great weekend all. Me & my true #1 bunny (awwww...I know) are off to drink our way down the Riverwalk in SA. As always, please put the National Guard on alert.

In-N-Out Smakk
So just spent the last few days at some five star spa and resort winery in So Cal . The meals were good - coconut shrimp, the crusted seabass, the filet mignon, etc. But the best meal of the trip was on the way back to the airport - a Double Double from In-N-Out Burger. That shit is just awesome. About $5 for the entire meal and throw in a t-shirt for another $8.50. Monster style - that's how I roll.

Pets Hotel Smakk
I'm back. I survived my first trip to the Pets Hotel. The joint was pretty plush and met all of my doggie needs. I sniffed some hiney, turded up, and rested in my room mostly. I noticed they also offer a suite but I guess I'm not worth the extra $10 per night. Whatever, man. I've read your blog. I see where you stayed at a suite in Austin a couple of times, Fort Worth a few and I'm sure Vegas. But anyway, I really liked the bizzie bundle and special kong treat. The bath, well, your payback is coming for that, my friend. I can't post the whole report card without Captsmakk having his last name all over the internet. I'll just say that I did good. I turded up like a good boy and played with the other dogs.

Oh and here I am back at bunnys home which is my new hangout for a few days. I think I'm getting just brave enough to hop up on the couch with her. I hope she gets a good movie tonight and some take out.