Wynn Smakk
So I hit Vegas last night for the grand opening of the Wynn Casino. Don't have time to go into all the crazy details now since I'm about to catch a flight back to big D. Just know some highlights included:
Playing blackjack at high rollers table at $500 a hand with Jim Grey
Getting stared down by Don Johnson
Having the George "Gay Blade" Hamilton throwing out a "Hello fellows"
Robert Wagner, Jill St John, one of the world poker tour guys, etc, etc...
Vegas, baby, Vegas.

$10K Smakk
Yep. In just one hour at the table at Pechango Casino on Sunday night, I won $10,000 in a stellar blackjack demonstration. And I don't even get to Vegas until tomorrow night. As I have said before - "All I do is make money!"
And in another landmark event while at the casino, I experienced a mother/daughter team. As many of you know, I already have experience with sisters. Unfortunately I didn't close the deal with both mom and daughter. They actually made me pick one after kissing both. Yes, I know. Real classy. What can I say? Just won $10K and was h&h - hammered and horny.
Of course youth won out, but that mom really was a milf. Most of all, I was extremely relieved to still have my cash in my pocket the next morning.
Top five mother/daughter films:
5. Mermaids
4. Freaky Friday
3. Steel Magnolias
2. Terms of Endearment
1. Mommy Dearest

Probably out till Friday. Vegas, baby, Vegas.

Tiffany’s Bracelet Smakk
Friday – pick up girlfriend and give her Tiffany’s bracelet as a surprise. Arrive with her at happy hour and first couple of people I bump into were former drunken one-night stands. Try unsuccessfully to drink away the awkwardness of the situation with jager shots. End the night by dumping current girlfriend who immediately, yes, this same night, runs right back to her ex-boyfriend’s place for hook-up. (See Suicidal Smakk archives for reference. Classic).

Saturday – wake up about 7am in back seat of my car in some random office-building parking lot. Meet up with friends (including one of drunken one-night stand girls) around noon. Start drinking. Begin sending annoying text messages to dumped girlfriend for entertainment value including one asking back for the Tiffany’s bracelet. Unsuccessfully try to buy scalped tickets for Pat Green show. Get ride to Sherlocks in Addison. Take cab home. Take cab back out to Dukes in Addison. Find out the drunken one-night stand girl is only 20 when her fake ID is taken at door. Take cab back home.

Sunday – Drop boat keys off at marina to get boat ready for summer. (Yay!) Go over to dumped girlfriend’s apartment to pick up my garage door opener. She gives me back garage door opener and Tiffany’s bracelet since I mentioned in annoying text the day before. Go have lunch with former ex-girlfriend that was previous to recent dumped girlfriend. Yes, you know what is coming next. Give her the Tiffany’s bracelet.

Unfortunately the ending isn't as storybook as I wanted. Former ex does not actually keep Tiffany's bracelet since she knew it was bought for another girl. Yes, this one actually has class. So what to do with Tiffany's bracelet?? Give to randomVegas bunny? Hmmmm...I'm sure I'll have a story about it when I return. Speaking of - I’m about to leave to airport for drunken adventures in So Cal and Vegas this week. So there will be no more Smakk posts until my return next Saturday. I’m sure I will be missed. Out.

Top five Richard Gere films (his full name is Richard Tiffany Gere):
5. Breathless
4. Chicago
3. Pretty Woman
2. Primal Fear
1. Officer and a Gentleman