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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Weekend Update Smakk
This weekend was pretty uneventful for me. I tried to escape twice. I love being chased down the street. The only problem is that when I get to the corner I step out into the sun. Then I see my shadow, get scared and run back home. I'm such a wuss! They passed out waiting for pizza rolls again. Their nice friend put them on a plate for them to eat. They never woke up so I ate them. My first experience with human food and I get that crap? Sunday night must have been crazy because I woke up wearing my leash still. I must have tried to chew it off in the night because when I went out for my morning walk my leash broke and I tried to escape again. Maybe this coming weekend will be more exciting.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You are a horrible person Capt. Honestly why do you have a fucking dog if you cannot take care of it? You obviously cannot take care of yourself (addict) so let the dog go to someone who can care for it properly. You fucking piss me off to no end and I think I know about where you live and trust me I will get that dog. You suck ass motherfucker.

     
  • At 8:56 AM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    Anon - Club 1407 in State Thomas neighboorhood. Just follow the bunny trail

     

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