Fraternity Smakk
When exactly did I get into a fraternity? It looked like a real life Old School yesterday at Big Wu’s with 25 people in a pool, everyone holding a beer (or two) and beer bongs flowing everywhere. Then the drunken swimming contests and water wrestling exhibitions break out. Nothing like consuming a twelve pack of Coors Light before trying to swim the length of the pool underwater. The quote of the day was from Gwedo who arrived around 8pm, surveys the madness in the water and just goes, “Jesus. Looks like an orgy out here.” But my favorite moment was watching the twin of Enos from the Dukes of Hazard do a triple beer bong of Miller Lite and proceeds to make my premonition a reality when he projectile hurls it back up in the bushes within 30 seconds of lighting his cigarette. And what the hell is Baggo etiquette? Vegas is only 6 days away. I would suggest anyone intending to visit Sin City do so this week. It may not still be standing for much longer…
Top five fraternity movies:
5. Fraternity Vacation
4. School Daze
3. Revenge of the Nerds
2. Old School
1. Animal House