Breakin’ Up Smakk
I’ve always felt that one should have closure and end relationships on good notes with kindness and maturity. In saying so, I’ve decided to reflect back on my most recent break-up experiences. I will try to only include those endings that were of the most memorable of times over the past couple of years. Please feel free to take notes, but no wagering.

Name : Skank (Ex-Mrs Smakk)
Length of Relationship: 10 years
Method of Breakup: Phone
Location of Breakup: Suburbs
Current Standing: Dead to me

Name : Skankpuss 1
Length of Relationship: 3 Hours
Method of Breakup: Fired Her
Location of Breakup: Club 301
Current Standing: Avoidance

Name: Skankpuss 2
Length of Relationship: 4 Hours
Method of Breakup: I Sobered Up
Location of Breakup: Club 301
Curent Standing: Employee

Name: FreakNasty
Length of Relationship: 6 Months (only as friends)
Method of Breakup: “Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You”
Location of Breakup: The Loon
Current Standing: Random phone calls

Name: STH (Short Term Hoe)
Length of Relationship: 2 Months
Method of Breakup: In person, night before boys trip to Vegas
Location of Breakup: Her Place
Current Standing: Random emails

Name: Burning Bush
Length of Relationship: 4 Months
Method of Breakup: In person
Location of Breakup: Club 301 Shower
Current Standing: Friend

Name: Glass Breaking Voice Girl
Length of Relationship: 1 Week
Method of Breakup: Email
Location of Breakup: Work
Current Standing: Non-existent

Name: Burning Bush (again)
Length of Relationship: 3 Months
Method of Breakup: Phone
Location of Breakup: Club 301
Current Standing: Friend (again)

Too many films about breaking up. So let’s just do top five films about breakin’:
5. Wild Style
4. You Got Served
3. Cocoon
2. Breakin’
1. Breakin’ 2 : The Electric Bugaloo