Alias Smakk
So yes, I have watched 22 episodes of “Alias” in the past 3 days. The strange thing is the main character, Sydney, always seems to go by Sydney. She colors her hair, she kicks some bootie, she sleeps with J Lo’s ex – but I think she always keeps the name, Sydney. So I’m troubled about the whole Alias part. Doesn’t that mean going by another name?
I myself love having an Alias. Matter of fact - I think all things should have an Alias as well. (Do I keep saying Alias, or is it just me that keeps saying Alias? And why do I capitalize Alias every time I say Alias? Am I the only one talking here or is it my Alias? Those don’t look like my fingers typing…one guess, my Alias. Still capitalized by the way. Alias. Stop it. Alias. No more. Alias. AAAlias. I’m done. A…A…psyche. Alias. “nuff said. Alias.)
Anyway – we should have alias (not capitalized this time mind you) names for every normal day items.
House – alias Crib
Car – alias Ride
Dog – alias Dawg
Drink – alias Oxygen
Sober – alias HAHAHAHA
Blog – alias drunk ramblings
Ramblings – alias many rambles
Rambles – alias many ram
Ram – alias the r to the am
Am – alias am I still talking about this?
M – alias mmmmmm…. Do you know Bob?
Bob – alias paraplegic in the pool (old joke)
Tonight’s post – alias I’m going to bed
My bed – alias screams of joy
Screams of Joy – alias turn off the porn
Porn – alias it’s like corn with a “p” (now I’ve confused myself)
Cat – alias Smell My Fingers (keep thinking of the “p” to the corn)
Calling Burning Bush at 12:53am – alias Booty Call

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