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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Abstinence Smakk
The federal government is expected to spend about $130 million to fund programs advocating abstinence for teenage sex in 2005. So basically Bush is telling teenagers to stay away from bush. I find this message very confusing and cannot be party to such a contradiction. Any teenage girls that also feel this way, please attend the anti-abstinence rally being held nightly at Club 1407 in Uptown. Thank you for your support and the support of push-up bras that you are probably wearing.
Top five movies w/ virgin de-flowering:
5. Losing It
4. Class
3. American Pie (and you thought Tara Reid as a genius was unbelievable – a virgin?)
2. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
1. Risky Business

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