February Smakk

Many of you may not realize this but February is actually on of the best party months of the year. Just think about all those great holidays crammed into one little month giving us so many reasons for fun and debauchery. Let’s review:
Groundhog Day (Feb 2nd) – the official holiday of Richard Gere in which we celebrate a rodent going in and out of a hole. Also, the perfect holiday to get drunk and have long conversations with your shadow.
Fat Tuesday (Feb 8th) – drink hurricanes, get naked, throw beads, throw up. Is there anything better?
Lincoln’s B-Day (Feb 12th)- get drunk, put on a helmet and go see a play
Valentine’s Day (Feb 14th) – now for most this a day of love, romance and over priced dinners. For me, this is the day we celebrate the anniversary of being skank-free from the former Mrs. Ex-Smakk. And when I think of skank, I like to drank.
President’s Day (Feb 21st) – perfect day to get drunk and go make speeches in public places.
Washington’s B-Day (Feb 22nd) – get drunk, wear white wig, chop down neighbor’s tree while screaming “ I cannot tell a lie”
Also let’s not forget that February is also Black History Month. As many of you know, I am half black – from the waist down. So inhonor of this fine month of black celebration, I will buy Season 2 of Dave Chappelle and watch it while drinking only Hypnotiq, Colt 45 and Pimp Juice.

Top five black movies:
5. Pitch Black
4. Black Rain
3. White Hunter, Black Heart
2. Men in Black
1. Black Hawk Down